the heat wave in Australia last week
It’s funny because people think we’re joking when we say it was actually unhealthy to be outside for extended periods of time.
there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Will you do the fandango?
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ＶＥＲＹ ＶＥＲＹ ＦＲＩＧＨＴＥＮＩＮＧ
is that john green
Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?
THE SHRAPNEL IS IN THE FUCKING NECKLACE
so in class today, someone insulted Jennifer Lawrence by calling her a butterface, and i just stood up and yelled “NO ONE INSULTS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR”, but then someone else yelled out “EVERYONE KNOWS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR IS DEAN WINCHESTER”
i have two sneezes
the fairy princess sneeze
and the death metal sneeze